Sleep Well Gummies (60 Gummies)

Because who has time for real sleep when you’re a caregiver?

The Illusion of Rest™ Sleep Well Gummies are carefully crafted for parents and caregivers who work overtime, run on caffeine, and survive on minimal respite hours. Formulated to support healthy sleep patterns (or at least give the appearance of them), these gummies offer a gentle nudge toward rest — even if your child’s 2 a.m. alarms, therapy schedules, and endless paperwork have other plans.

Packed with melatonin, passionflower extract, and just enough hope to get you through tomorrow’s IEP meeting, these gummies are designed to enhance sleep, promote circadian rhythms, and trick your body into believing you’ve rested more than three consecutive hours.

Each bottle is:

• ✔️ Packaged at FDA-registered and GMP-certified facilities

• ✔️ 3rd Party Laboratory Tested (for quality, not your parenting sanity)

• ✔️ Non-GMO & Corn-Free — because your sleep deprivation doesn’t need additives

• ✔️ Crafted in small batches, but in big caregiver energy

Ingredients: Sodium (as Sodium Citrate), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCL), Passionflower Extract (Passiflora incarnata), Melatonin.
Other Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Glucose, Pectin, Citric Acid, Natural Passionfruit Flavor, Vegetable Oil (contains Carnauba Wax), Purple Carrot Juice Concentrate.

Suggested Use: Take one gummy. Close your eyes. Pretend you’re about to sleep eight full hours. Wake up 45 minutes later to your child yelling “MOMMMMM.” Repeat nightly.

Please Note:

• Relevant product and manufacturing certificates can be found in downloadable assets after you start designing.

• Shipped only to the United States and territories (because caregivers here are especially tired).

• Not eligible for Etsy, Amazon, or TikTok Shop US. (Apparently satire doesn’t pass compliance checks.)